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mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

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A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

(Source: awwww-cute, via lulz-time)

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carefreeroyalty:

this-teenage-girls-blog:

Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

I just realized todays wednesday

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idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

(Source: poyzn, via young-av-curves)

exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

Hmm 5? More like a lifetime!

(Source: trait, via death-by-lulz)

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

(Source: heyfunniest, via young-av-curves)

atlopez:

tight

atlopez:

tight

(Source: romerojd, via young-av-curves)

did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.
Source

did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.

Source

(Source: fwdus)

hellanerd:

How to eat salad

hellanerd:

How to eat salad

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

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