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cannibalfuckface:

I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there

cannibalfuckface:

I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there

(Source: wildsofpennsylvania, via lookingfor-ellen)

punniest-puns:

England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a

Liverpool

(via topfunnystuff)

thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

sosuperawesome:

Becca Stadtlander

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lulz-time:

asmilinggoddess:

somewhere in a lays office an employee is sitting with his head in his hands whispering “what have we done?”

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maisiewilliams:

are we gonna talk about this or

maisiewilliams:

are we gonna talk about this or

(via theevilhillbilly)

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

(via theevilhillbilly)

edating:

do u ever regret things 0.03 seconds after u say them i do

(via theevilhillbilly)

lookingfor-ellen:

this—too—shall—pass:

psych0—social:

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

or on purpose lol

upus:

sloppy:

the deepest post on this site

damn

upus:

sloppy:

the deepest post on this site

damn

(Source: jayreyilly, via elperfildelmuchacho)